There's a world out there beyond canned food, Batlord. You'll find it one day and you'll see why I talk **** on Velveeta.

Yeah, and why you don't watch porn. Whatever, poseur.

Some just can't handle my alternative lifestyle I guess. I get the feeling it comes from a place of jealousy.

I would start up my own record label.

What's your poison?

Alcohol mostly. Weed is harmless so whatever with that. Oxy's are a trip and they're cheap but they make me feel really ****ty emotionally after I stop taking them.

Also you bishes gotta get on the tomato bisque train. Don't even know. Don't even know. None of that flour/cornstarch garbage as thickener, neither. Good damn, people think bisque is bad when they're dining on basically a bowl of tomato sauce. FAIL.

Favorite soup?

Does Boston clam chowder count? If not, potato bacon.

Italian or Mexican cuisine?

Mexican. Both are goot, but I love cilantro and can get tired of pasta easy.

King of the Hill or South Park?

Italixican.

Yeah. It's a thing. Pico De Gailo Risotto? Yes. Every, every, every day yes.


Sexiest part of a person's body?

their hands, though I'm choosy about structure.

best way to start your day?

Weed and caffeine. Weed to keep you thoughtful and creative. Caffeine to keep you sociable and alert. If I thought I could get away with it at my new job I totally would be doing that there too. Sadly haven't earned that level of leniency yet :(.


Favorite way to end a day?