I meant to write private jet... but I'd probably end up on a yacht too given the choice.

I saw Swans recently with Bob and thought it was pretty cool. Not my usual jam by a long shot but I'm glad I went.

Movies that scared you the most as a kid?

I ain't letting this thread die.

I never really watched movies much when I was a kid, but I do remember watching the shining one night, and this naked woman was walking around, and she becomes a fucking old ass grandma or some shit. Creepy as fuck.

Do you remember the first ever full album you listened to. If so, what was it?

First album I ever heard? No idea. First albums I ever got, if I recall correctly, were a David Bowie compilation, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and Love & Rocket's "Express". Loved um all.

Your least valuable but most cherished possession?

Hmm that's a hard one because I'm a hoarder and I have an intimate relegation ship with everything I own. I mean you don't stick your penis in something without it becoming valuable to you. I have a bracelet that I got last week when my friend got out of the loony bin that says Wolves In Sheepskin. I wear it all the time now and it's pretty special to me so I'll go with that. Probably worth 30 cents tops.

Do you have a favourite relative? Who?

Wut dis mean?

Favorite relative...? Idk. I love my folks but I don't exactly fit in right. And every time I see them I remember why I'd rather stay home on the holidays.


Favorite Holiday?

Summer.

What food do you like that others find weird?

I love tofu. I love it in pasta, I love it plain, I love it in casserole, I just...I love pasta.

And tomato soup is just my favorite soup ever.

Where did you live 20 years ago?

Modesto. I had just been evicted from the womb.

If you could start a business, what would it be?

Tomato soup is disgusting unless you make it with milk instead of water.