Let's All Come Up with a Less ****ty Username for Wpnfire
 

We all know that his username is garbage, and we all know that he seriously needs help with this. The only rule is that it is to be assumed that any name put forth, no matter how awful, is better than his current one. I hereby put forth that his new username should be "Hitler's Pornstache".

His name should be wpnfire.

Lars Ulrich roolz

I don't know him that well, but judging from his (present) user-name how about:

Kirk Hamlet ....it's half Metallica half Shakespearean.

King Kerry?

To Be Is To Not To Be

Oh oh! King Kerry von Mustaine! Scratch that. KAIZER Kerry von Mustaine. Maybe just Kerry Kaizer. Nah, that sounds like a wrestler.

Cliff Burzum

Nickelback Darrell

Cody Canada