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So does anyone have advice on going down on women?

I mean, everyone is different but I've had troubles for sure. I'm not ignorant I know where the clit is and ya know, little finger or two or three or ya know whatever else never hurt nobody when they're ticklin' a certain spot but ah. I feel self conscious sometimes. Drunken, risky, casual, anonymous sex is about the only experience I have. Part of me wonders if it would be easier/better sober or with someone I loved or if it would be even more daunting.

I've also never blown a dude. I think I would be okay about it. IDK. I think everyone who has the capability of producing semen has tried their own at least once. Didn't taste that bad. Supposedly a few things help it taste... good? Whatever. I always thought it'd be kinda hot to seduce just a really ****ty, stupid, mentally ugly human male, blow him, and then spit his *** in his face and beat the **** out of him. Really just **** the dude up hard, broken knuckle style.

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