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Janszoon 09-16-2014 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by misspoptart (Post 1488124)
I also give rockstar quality blowjobs though. Maybe that's why we're extra judgmental about receiving?

Are rock stars known for giving good BJs? And here I thought Keith Richards was only good on the guitar.

RoxyRollah 09-16-2014 05:26 AM

Whaaaat....?? Receiving is almost as fun as giving.

misspoptart 09-16-2014 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1488126)
Are rock stars known for giving good BJs? And here I thought Keith Richards was only good on the guitar.

Hmm, good point. Here I was using rockstar as an adjective to mean super awesome and mind-blowing. I didn't consider the literal meaning. CARELESS

The Batlord 09-16-2014 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by misspoptart (Post 1488130)
Hmm, good point. Here I was using rockstar as an adjective to mean super awesome and mind-blowing. I didn't consider the literal meaning. CARELESS

So you give a Lewinski on a physical and mental level? This I gotta see.

misspoptart 09-16-2014 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1488134)
So you give a Lewinski on a physical and mental level? This I gotta see.

How the hell are you gonna see a mind-blowing experience. How.

Janszoon 09-16-2014 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by misspoptart (Post 1488130)
Hmm, good point. Here I was using rockstar as an adjective to mean super awesome and mind-blowing. I didn't consider the literal meaning. CARELESS

Well, to be fair, I think Keith Richards is probably pretty good at it when he takes his teeth out.

The Batlord 09-16-2014 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by misspoptart (Post 1488136)
How the hell are you gonna see a mind-blowing experience. How.

Well, obviously I won't be able to see everything that's going on, but I imagine I'll be able to infer some things.

RoxyRollah 09-16-2014 07:15 AM

Indeed.

Surell 09-17-2014 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1487723)
I'm a giver for sure.

with them teeth you can stay away from my shit for real.

Janszoon 09-17-2014 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Surell (Post 1488334)
with them teeth you can stay away from my shit for real.

Finally someone makes this joke!


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