A song for every occasion!
 

Directions: the person above you posts a situation (e.g.; you just got a brand new goldfish; taking a dump at the library and trying to keep up the silence; you have to work with someone you really hate, etc.) and you post a song that would be fitting for such a situation (in your opinion). Then you list a situation from the bowels of your imagination.

I'll start.

You just found out you're adopted.

Say it ain't so!




You zip your wiener/labia minora in your zipper

Everybody forgot your birthday :(

Is it your birthday bob?



There's a blackout in your city.

no sir....i'm an Aquarius :)



It's snowing in July!

This is the only song I could think of that has anything to do with cold weather.




You've been abducted by aliens for a space orgy/disco party/food fight.

Every single Eat Static song ever. That's what they're all about, partying with aliens.



Lovecraftian horrors are rampaging through your neighborhood, and your home has been absorbed by Juk-Shabb as you watch in awe and terror.

There's definitely a lot, but this one has that madness vibe that so many of the more evil black metal tracks don't.



You're romantically involved with a paranormal creature, excluding ghosts, werewolves and vampires.

^ Bahaha you'll hate me for this:



You decide to move out of your parents basement.

I would totally a date a space zombie girl bent on destroying the human race. Honestly, it sounds like a perfect match.


edit: dammit, Nils beat me to it.


SKIPPED SCHOOL ALREADY FAILIN
TOLD MOM AND DAD IM BAILIN


You've been framed for murder.