Apparently I am a male in my mid-fifties.

So that's you in your avatar.

****. Basically.

"You attract artsy people

The people who you usually see walking around thrift shops and coffee shops are the ones who seem to like you the most. They are constantly coming up with crazy ideas so you are never bored. Dating an artsy person can either be extremely frustrating or a lot of fun...or maybe both. In the end though you'll always have a sensitive, caring person to listen to you and give you some great advice."

Well, I guess I do hang out with the thrift shop crowd.

You attract artsy people
I'm a ****ing hipster, aren't I? :(

either that or a psychotic :)

I'll take it.

it's always worked for me

Which Barry Manilow Song Best Describes You?

Can't Smile Without You :)


bitches

^ Ha, I got the same.

You attract the social butterflies

I hope you're ready for a lot of parties and social events because these social butterflies do not want to be sitting around. If you're ever bored or having a bad day these people are the ones to go to. You probably have a very upbeat and positive personality because these people are excited to see you every weekend at the bars and at friends' houses.

I am such a conflicted hipster. My chavvy tendencies often overrule.

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