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07-08-2014, 12:53 PM | #31 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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Definitely true. The beach... she is my friend. We get along swimmingly.
You could not get anything done without a cup of coffee first.
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07-08-2014, 12:56 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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False, coffee doesn't energise me that much.
you once shoplifted and got caught.
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07-08-2014, 12:58 PM | #33 (permalink) | ||
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False, however I did cop to the only shoplifting incident I ever had 10 years later, while being questioned about another more severe incident. What?! They brought the heat. I gave with the info, they needed and some they didn't.
You love chunky peanut butter.
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07-08-2014, 12:58 PM | #34 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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True, I was five years old and I stole a pack of gum. I had to apologize to the cashier and she was a total bitch and gave me a lecture.
You've almost been caught committing a crime. EDIT: Godamnit Roxy. I wouldn't say I have a love for peanut butter but I like the crunch.
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07-08-2014, 01:01 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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True, I have both almost been caught and actually caught haha.
You enjoy the smell of your own farts.
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07-08-2014, 01:01 PM | #36 (permalink) | |||
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True! Caught red fu*king handed. It was not pleasant shotgun in my face and all... You use breath right nasal strips. DAMNIT! CARPE
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07-08-2014, 01:06 PM | #37 (permalink) | ||
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True sorta. I got **** to do here.
SOME ONE CALL ME ON THE $$ LINE DAMNIT! You shower as often as you cut your hair.
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07-08-2014, 01:06 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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False, i bathe everyday, it's always hot here..
You've dreamt you murdered someone you know.
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07-08-2014, 01:08 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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everyone likes their own brand Carpe
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