GuD

False, though my family seriously considered putting me in military school when I was a teenager but that's as close as I've gotten. Occasionally I consider joining the Airforce... I know nothing about military but I've always wanted to learn how to fly planes and I guess they take pretty good care of you.

You've eaten a candy you found on the floor/in the couch/etc without knowing how long it had been there.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

djchameleon

False. I always come close to eating it but just can't and end up throwing it away. Also you need a college degree to be a pilot in the air force. Officers only.

You let your dog/cat kiss you on your lips.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Frownland

Well let isn't the right word, but my dogs (as well as my friends' dogs) have made the first move, so I'll go with a true.

You've slept with someone ten or more years older than you.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

ladyislingering

Cool. (My dad's 54 this year!)

False. The oldest was 7yrs older than me. And terribly creepy.

You've used a public restroom without washing your hands within the past week.

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The Batlord

False. But only because I haven't been in a public restroom in a while.

You hit something with your car.

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ladyislingering

True. I've hit multiple things with vehicles. Only one of those things was living and I had nightmares for months. But I like running over soda cans and one time I accidentally gently smacked into a table in my dad's garage. I'm a lot more careful now.

You've eaten something that's not widely considered "food".

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RoxyRollah

True. I spent a lot of time in Africa. Termites, intestines, brains and goats blood are not exactly on a drive through menu.

You hate Mondays. ...

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bob.

True.....rainy days and mondays always get me down

You suffer from....or have suffered from long bouts of insomnia

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A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism.

Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

Isbjørn

Definitely true. Virtually can't sleep without melatonin, and even when I take it it's hard falling asleep.

You're a good cook

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RoxyRollah

True! Oh so true.

You have taken laxatives at least once.

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