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Old 06-22-2014, 12:30 AM   #71 (permalink)
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I can't decide which pair of shoes to wear tomorrow.
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Old 06-22-2014, 12:38 AM   #72 (permalink)
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I can't decide which pair of shoes to wear tomorrow.
Why don't you wear the ones that goes with your vagina? Cause that's what people who have to decide what shoes to wear have.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-22-2014, 12:40 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Why don't you wear the ones that goes with your vagina? Cause that's what people who have to decide what shoes to wear have.
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I only have two pairs but I would have several if I could afford
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Old 06-22-2014, 12:41 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Why don't you wear the ones that goes with your vagina? Cause that's what people who have to decide what shoes to wear have.
I'll be edgy and wear the ones that go with your vagina instead.
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Old 06-22-2014, 01:56 AM   #75 (permalink)
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the soap in our bathroom at work really tears my hands up. and it smells like shit in there.

we need to ban people from pooping in our restrooms.
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Old 06-22-2014, 03:13 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Tomatoes we got in at work today look like greenish pink pumpkins and taste like ass. And they're crunchy. Not ripe tomatoes = bull****.
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Old 06-22-2014, 04:14 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Tomatoes we got in at work today look like greenish pink pumpkins and taste like ass. And they're crunchy. Not ripe tomatoes = bull****.
Why would you eat unripe tomatoes? You need to quit huffing jenkem on the job. That ****s for when you get to the parking lot.
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Old 06-22-2014, 04:19 PM   #78 (permalink)
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The whole cart is like that. Don't look at me dude, I didn't pick this **** up.
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Old 06-22-2014, 04:21 PM   #79 (permalink)
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But did you still eat them? Did you use them for the customers?
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Old 06-22-2014, 04:24 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Had to try um at least. They're awful. Tough **** for the custs, they want tommies this is what we got :-/
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