I can't decide which pair of shoes to wear tomorrow.

Why don't you wear the ones that goes with your vagina? Cause that's what people who have to decide what shoes to wear have.

rudum

I only have two pairs but I would have several if I could afford

I'll be edgy and wear the ones that go with your vagina instead.

the soap in our bathroom at work really tears my hands up. and it smells like shit in there.

we need to ban people from pooping in our restrooms.

Tomatoes we got in at work today look like greenish pink pumpkins and taste like ass. And they're crunchy. Not ripe tomatoes = bull****.

Why would you eat unripe tomatoes? You need to quit huffing jenkem on the job. That ****s for when you get to the parking lot.

The whole cart is like that. Don't look at me dude, I didn't pick this **** up.

But did you still eat them? Did you use them for the customers?

Had to try um at least. They're awful. Tough **** for the custs, they want tommies this is what we got :-/