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Old 06-18-2014, 08:42 PM   #31 (permalink)
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9 times out of 10 it won't genuinely be. Even if its labeled as such. Sooooo many loopholes.

I'm still stuck living with my mom and her GF. They won't stop arguing over stupid ****.
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Old 06-18-2014, 09:05 PM   #32 (permalink)
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People in my country still give a **** about "organic".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2014, 09:07 PM   #33 (permalink)
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It's like they like getting ripped off.
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Old 06-18-2014, 09:15 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I'm not even close to serious with that "organic" comment. T'was mere hyperbole.
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Old 06-18-2014, 09:32 PM   #35 (permalink)
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If there's a kernel of truth to it, I still hope you step in dog poop.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2014, 10:29 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Genetically engineered food is making my children fat and gluten intolerant and the vaccines are making them retarded.
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Old 06-19-2014, 01:47 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Gas is $3.94/gallon.

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I've never had any expensive/good wine before; But I know cheap wine, I'm talking Arbor Mist cheap, is some of the worst shit I've ever tasted. Granted, I don't think I would be a wine drinker period.

Then again Arbor Mist is basically grape juice I guess. hahaha.
Arbor Mist is straight up garbage.

You know a wine sucks when you can drink two entire bottles of it and you're not even half drunk.

That is, if you can tolerate the flavor of that vile spew. Boone's Farm, Sutter Home, and Barefoot are all trash as well.
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Old 06-19-2014, 01:53 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I'm not even close to serious with that "organic" comment. T'was mere hyperbole.

A bit off topic but I feel compelled to proclaim that I love hyperbole eleventy nine quadrabazillion times more than every man, woman, and child alive, or that has ever been born, or ever will be born, combined.
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A bit off topic but I feel compelled to proclaim that I love hyperbole eleventy nine quadrabazillion times more than every man, woman, and child alive, or that has ever been born, or ever will be born, combined.
Oh yeah, well I hate you more than Nickelback.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Gas is $3.94/gallon.



Arbor Mist is straight up garbage.

You know a wine sucks when you can drink two entire bottles of it and you're not even half drunk.

That is, if you can tolerate the flavor of that vile spew. Boone's Farm, Sutter Home, and Barefoot are all trash as well.
I used to get homeless guys to buy me barefoot when I was in high school. Ah to be a teen again, knowing better has spoiled me.
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