Go to this outdoor beach wedding in the ****ing rain, eat mushrooms & mess up my wave?

Or eat them indoors and keep my hair looking fly.

sigh* Best world problems.

How you gonna throw sand in their faces if you're not even there?

It's raining tho my little hell spawn. :(

You like this particular weave too, it can get pricey to fix her.

Oh right ok, so if I go I must bring money. Which isn't a problem, I just would rather get rid of this giant creepy painting in my storage unit of Pope John Paul II... Maybe attach a little note that says, " Hang this over your bed, all my love~ R."

Sigh* More best world problems.