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Old 09-10-2014, 11:10 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Is there anything more annoying than laggy internet?

Seriously. IM TRYNA WATCH A ****IN MOVIE HERE.

nmmmmmmmmmmmm lagglaglaglaglag buffer for 5 minutes, 10 minutes later it does it again.

**** YOU.
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Old 09-11-2014, 02:08 AM   #172 (permalink)
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I have delicious gluten-free cheese pizza in the freezer but I don't feel like waiting for the oven to heat up so it's been sitting there for over a week.
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Old 09-11-2014, 02:09 AM   #173 (permalink)
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Fly landed on my chicken wing. Discard or not to discard.
just eat it anyway. if the fly landed when you weren't looking you'd never know the difference.
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:31 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I really. Really. Really. REALLY want some sorbet.


but...

I'm too lazy to go buy some or make any...
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Old 10-01-2014, 08:47 AM   #175 (permalink)
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just eat it anyway. if the fly landed when you weren't looking you'd never know the difference.
I don't know about you, but I'd never eat a month-old chicken wing.
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:17 AM   #176 (permalink)
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I don't know about you, but I'd never eat a month-old chicken wing.
But you'd respond to a month-old post?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-01-2014, 10:25 AM   #177 (permalink)
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But you'd respond to a month-old post?
Well, they don't decompose.
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Old 10-01-2014, 02:09 PM   #178 (permalink)
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somebody help me, my neck hurt, my chain heavy
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
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|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 10-01-2014, 05:40 PM   #179 (permalink)
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somebody help me, my neck hurt, my chain heavy
Is that the long neck that you ahev?
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Old 10-02-2014, 02:35 AM   #180 (permalink)
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Is that the long neck that you ahev?
What's an "ahev"?
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