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Old 07-28-2014, 01:26 AM   #151 (permalink)
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I really think humans need to be struck with a new and deadly foodborne illness only found in meat because I'm tired of dealing with how stupid some of them are.
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:32 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Gluten-free bread should contain Anthrax.
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:34 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Gluten-free bread should contain Anthrax.
that'd be vile (though I consider it only a treat now, and only buy it when I have a severe craving)

but still

there are too many people dumbing it up.
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Old 07-28-2014, 04:29 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Gluten-free bread should contain Anthrax.
Capital A? You want people to eat little bits of a Big Four thrash band? That's just sick.
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Old 07-29-2014, 08:52 PM   #155 (permalink)
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I don't like the flavor of Kombucha I bought but it was 6$ so I'll feel guilty if I don't drink it.

It's so nasties...
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Old 07-29-2014, 08:54 PM   #156 (permalink)
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and i forgot my book at work.

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Old 08-01-2014, 04:39 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I really think humans need to be struck with a new and deadly foodborne illness only found in meat because I'm tired of dealing with how stupid some of them are.
Wait wut?
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:21 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Capital A? You want people to eat little bits of a Big Four thrash band? That's just sick.
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Old 08-02-2014, 02:50 AM   #159 (permalink)
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Why I only where lipstick now:

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Old 08-02-2014, 04:44 AM   #160 (permalink)
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Why I only where lipstick now:

haha

I tried to start a thread before about this sort of stuff, this is what I wanted to see.
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