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Old 07-21-2014, 01:12 PM   #131 (permalink)
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The vanilla flavor in Pepsi Vanilla is too strong, but it's too weak in Vanilla Coke. If Dr. Pepper would come out with one somewhere in the middle it might just be the soda spoken of in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:56 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Had Vanilla Coke once. 2.5/5, will not do again, would maybe drink from politeness if offered
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Old 07-21-2014, 03:07 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Why don't you go and drink your Norwegian, Herring-flavored 7-Up and get outta my face with your anti-vanilla soda bull****.
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Old 07-21-2014, 09:51 PM   #134 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2014, 07:01 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Had Vanilla Coke once. 2.5/5, will not do again, would maybe drink from politeness if offered
Doing Vanilla is much better.
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:20 AM   #136 (permalink)
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The vanilla flavor in Pepsi Vanilla is too strong, but it's too weak in Vanilla Coke. If Dr. Pepper would come out with one somewhere in the middle it might just be the soda spoken of in the Dead Sea Scrolls.


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Old 07-22-2014, 02:26 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2014, 10:59 PM   #138 (permalink)
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The Halloween season is coming up at work and I'm looking for a poodle skirt, but almost every single vendor seems to think it's some kind of joke with their ugly-ass poodles and complete lack of understanding of the actual vintage poodle skirt design (half of these idiots wouldn't know what rick-rack meant if you stitched it on to their face).

So irritated right now.
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Old 07-27-2014, 05:39 PM   #139 (permalink)
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i have to wait for the first god damn Star Wars spin off before they even start filming Godzilla 2
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Old 07-27-2014, 05:45 PM   #140 (permalink)
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i have to wait for the first god damn Star Wars spin off before they even start filming Godzilla 2
And I honestly find myself worrying about the likelihood of a Wonder Woman movie if Batman Vs Superman flops. I don't know why I'm so attached to her, aside from the obvious, but I so want her to have her own movie.
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