#firstworldproblems

ladyislingering · 06-26-2014, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

They're cute, until they throw poop at you.

sounds like a small portion of my customers.

those people are the poop lords.

Isbjørn · 06-26-2014, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

That's pretty much how I feel about my coworkers.

Ninetales · 06-26-2014, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Come on, he looks like a fucking pokemon, how is that not cute?

i bet i could beat it in a fight

Carpe Mortem · 06-26-2014, 12:01 PM

I used to listen to primarily traditional doom, but after spending so much time with my bf, I mainly listen to stoner doom

GuD · 07-03-2014, 11:19 AM

Blue Bottle, our coffee supplier at work, has really been ****ing us over. Like, since February every time we get a 'new' delivery of coffee it ends up tasting astringent and having a seriously foul aftertaste. It's being delivered as fresh but it's at least a week or two old. BOGUS.

ladyislingering · 07-18-2014, 01:26 PM

A couple months ago I bought this really fantastic sheet set but the fitted sheet didn't fit properly on our bed for some reason. So we lived with it, having to fix it over and over every day - until yesterday, when I bought a really soft fitted sheet at Ikea.

Then I washed it.

AND NOW IT'S WRINKLED.

I DON'T LIKE WRINKLES.

It fits perfectly, but it's wrinkled. And I don't even have an iron.

Plankton · 07-21-2014, 10:16 AM

I have a fork sitting on my desk from Fridays lunch. I don't feel like washing it.

At least 3-4 times per day, I feel an ant crawling up my arm.

My balls itch.

**Janszoon** · 07-21-2014, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

My balls itch.

A problem not confined to the first world sadly.

Plankton · 07-21-2014, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

A problem not confined to the first world sadly.

Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.

**Janszoon** · 07-21-2014, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.

06-26-2014, 12:01 PM	#124 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I used to listen to primarily traditional doom, but after spending so much time with my bf, I mainly listen to stoner doom __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

07-03-2014, 11:19 AM	#125 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Blue Bottle, our coffee supplier at work, has really been ****ing us over. Like, since February every time we get a 'new' delivery of coffee it ends up tasting astringent and having a seriously foul aftertaste. It's being delivered as fresh but it's at least a week or two old. BOGUS. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

07-18-2014, 01:26 PM	#126 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	A couple months ago I bought this really fantastic sheet set but the fitted sheet didn't fit properly on our bed for some reason. So we lived with it, having to fix it over and over every day - until yesterday, when I bought a really soft fitted sheet at Ikea. Then I washed it. AND NOW IT'S WRINKLED. I DON'T LIKE WRINKLES. It fits perfectly, but it's wrinkled. And I don't even have an iron. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

07-21-2014, 10:16 AM	#127 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I have a fork sitting on my desk from Fridays lunch. I don't feel like washing it. At least 3-4 times per day, I feel an ant crawling up my arm. My balls itch. __________________ See location...