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Old 06-26-2014, 12:52 AM   #121 (permalink)
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They're cute, until they throw poop at you.
sounds like a small portion of my customers.

those people are the poop lords.
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Old 06-26-2014, 09:29 AM   #122 (permalink)
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That's pretty much how I feel about my coworkers.
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Old 06-26-2014, 10:13 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Come on, he looks like a fucking pokemon, how is that not cute?
i bet i could beat it in a fight
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Old 06-26-2014, 11:01 AM   #124 (permalink)
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I used to listen to primarily traditional doom, but after spending so much time with my bf, I mainly listen to stoner doom
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Old 07-03-2014, 10:19 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Blue Bottle, our coffee supplier at work, has really been ****ing us over. Like, since February every time we get a 'new' delivery of coffee it ends up tasting astringent and having a seriously foul aftertaste. It's being delivered as fresh but it's at least a week or two old. BOGUS.
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Old 07-18-2014, 12:26 PM   #126 (permalink)
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A couple months ago I bought this really fantastic sheet set but the fitted sheet didn't fit properly on our bed for some reason. So we lived with it, having to fix it over and over every day - until yesterday, when I bought a really soft fitted sheet at Ikea.

Then I washed it.

AND NOW IT'S WRINKLED.

I DON'T LIKE WRINKLES.

It fits perfectly, but it's wrinkled. And I don't even have an iron.

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Old 07-21-2014, 09:16 AM   #127 (permalink)
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I have a fork sitting on my desk from Fridays lunch. I don't feel like washing it.

At least 3-4 times per day, I feel an ant crawling up my arm.

My balls itch.
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Old 07-21-2014, 10:08 AM   #128 (permalink)
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My balls itch.
A problem not confined to the first world sadly.
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Old 07-21-2014, 10:17 AM   #129 (permalink)
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A problem not confined to the first world sadly.
Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.

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Old 07-21-2014, 10:31 AM   #130 (permalink)
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