Unfortunately inaccurate =(

Has a hooligan pup.

Created a loophole in the space time continuum whatever thingy and has destroyed the universe.

Kewl guy

A strange new member with interesting selfies and who should seriously see a free clinic about the whole dollar-hooker thing.

Does not want a hot sauce enema.

Does

(I dunno what that means, it was kinda the automatic joke)

probably has a strategic survival plan in case of mother nature's fury.

Big Alan Parsons Project fan.

Pretty much the best avatars on the forum.