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Old 10-04-2015, 10:58 PM   #3091 (permalink)
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Yes, my penis is long enough to wrap around my throat. Thanks for noticing.
Do it then.

And hold it there for at least 4 minutes.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:00 PM   #3092 (permalink)
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Do it then.

And hold it there for at least 4 minutes.
Sure. There'll be enough slack for you and your mother too.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:07 PM   #3093 (permalink)
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Sure. There'll be enough slack for you and your mother too.
My mom's a cripple and you've got some weirdass fetishes bruh
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:13 PM   #3094 (permalink)
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My mom's a cripple and you've got some weirdass fetishes bruh
So what? Do you have something against cripples? Just means you've gotta give them some extra help with positioning.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:18 PM   #3095 (permalink)
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So what? Do you have something against cripples? Just means you've gotta give them some extra help with positioning.
I've got something against the thought that anyone wants to fuck my old-ass mother.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:21 PM   #3096 (permalink)
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I've got something against the thought that anyone wants to fuck my old-ass mother.
That's what blindfolds and heroin are for.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:21 PM   #3097 (permalink)
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That's what blindfolds and heroin are for.
I see that you've never done heroin.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:23 PM   #3098 (permalink)
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I see that you've never done heroin.
No, I actually have hope for my life.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:27 PM   #3099 (permalink)
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No, I actually have hope for my life.
Heroin is pretty lame, you just feel all fuckin woozy, sleep for a while, wake up dopesick and itching for more. It's the goddamn worst.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:40 PM   #3100 (permalink)
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Heroin is pretty lame, you just feel all fuckin woozy, sleep for a while, wake up dopesick and itching for more. It's the goddamn worst.
You especially shouldn't do it. You'd never know if you had any needles stuck in your hair.
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