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ladyislingering 10-04-2015 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639948)
Yes, my penis is long enough to wrap around my throat. Thanks for noticing.
Do it then.

And hold it there for at least 4 minutes.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639952)
Do it then.

And hold it there for at least 4 minutes.
Sure. There'll be enough slack for you and your mother too.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639954)
Sure. There'll be enough slack for you and your mother too.
My mom's a cripple and you've got some weirdass fetishes bruh

The Batlord 10-04-2015 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639959)
My mom's a cripple and you've got some weirdass fetishes bruh
So what? Do you have something against cripples? Just means you've gotta give them some extra help with positioning.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639966)
So what? Do you have something against cripples? Just means you've gotta give them some extra help with positioning.
I've got something against the thought that anyone wants to fuck my old-ass mother. :laughing:

The Batlord 10-04-2015 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639974)
I've got something against the thought that anyone wants to fuck my old-ass mother. :laughing:
That's what blindfolds and heroin are for.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639978)
That's what blindfolds and heroin are for.
I see that you've never done heroin. :laughing:

The Batlord 10-04-2015 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639979)
I see that you've never done heroin. :laughing:
No, I actually have hope for my life.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639985)
No, I actually have hope for my life.
Heroin is pretty lame, you just feel all fuckin woozy, sleep for a while, wake up dopesick and itching for more. It's the goddamn worst.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639989)
Heroin is pretty lame, you just feel all fuckin woozy, sleep for a while, wake up dopesick and itching for more. It's the goddamn worst.
You especially shouldn't do it. You'd never know if you had any needles stuck in your hair.


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