Long hair & David Bowie.

Soccer / football.

excellent taste in everything, possibly supercute.

Needs to get a haircut. Nobody wants that **** in bed.

Needs to mind his own business, no woman cares how he feels about their appearance.

Too fine to ever meet demise.

Leopard print denim vests? I don't care what gender you identify as. T.R.A.S.H.Y.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that over the sound of the printer at the ER giving Ki his bill for surgically removing a hairball.

Extremely American.

My son.