Do they even have gangs in Norway?

Knows nothing about Vikings or Scandinavian history.

Vikings aren't gangs and I'm naked. Seriously. Not joking. I'm almost always naked when I'm online. It's just how I roll when I'm in bed and that's where I usually use my laptop.

Doesn't call his room "the man cave" he calls it "nude beach."

Batty's mom: "Where are you going son?"
Batlood: "I'm going to nude beach."
Batty's mom: "Stop calling your room "nude beach." "Can't you be normal and call it the man cave like every other normal guy?"

Thinks that the phrase man cave is actually used by men who don't write for sitcoms.

A humble man.

Puerto Rico's favorite son.

Motorboats came to mind.

Thinks he's weird because he likes Mr. Bungle. Come on man, that's child's play. Get back to me when you're bumping this.