Remember when Hamlet asks Ophelia to have sex with him in front of everyone while they're waiting for the "play within a play" to start? Good times. But the best joke/insult in a Shakespearean play by far is:

Chiron - "Thou hast undone our mother!"

Aaron - "Villain, I have done thy mother."

brings the killer tunes to the plugs

I think likes seahorses.

There's something... weird about the smile in his avatar.

Well, I was holding my baby niece in my arms at the time, she didn't exist for very long back then, and I thought her drooling was disgusting. It still is since she isn't much older.

I don't get your name.

Likes some of the hiphop I like.

I think when I first joined we didn't hit it off so well but I really like ya now. Always nice to see ya in the plugs.

It's literally my first and last name combined.

I'm hoping your name isn't Dylan Stewart or you might want to change that.