I skate whenever I get the chance and occasionally cross-country or downhill ski. Never snowboarded.

my lovely son!

Skipping you cause CROSS COUNTRY SKIING?! Isn't that just like walking with extra-heavy shoes in hard-to-walk-through terrain? Why not just put rocks in a backpack and hike a mountain? ****ing Canadians.

Doesn't know what cross-country skiing is.

Why the **** would I want to know? The whole point of skiing is to go down something really fast. What could flat surfaces add to the experience?

Nothing. That sounds really boring. And I like nature.

If you had to live in a futuristic sci-fiesque utopia or a 'primitive' utopia, which would you prefer assuming quality of life was comparably satisfying?

is in the wrong thread, the former btw

**** I thought this was the ask a question thread. Goddammit. How many ****ing times..

King of clicking on the right thread.

Dude.

Goddamit. That had to be like, down to the seconds too late. Damn.