Knows people who ram things in places they shouldn't.

Rollin Roxy style.

Gets me every time I read his signature and location.

Is a sucker.

Inadvertently condones YOLO.

Has the creepiest avatar ever.

Edit: Is a ninja damnit.

Is not a ninja.

Has a really cute dog.

Woof

probably would party with his mustache (maybe the rest of him too)