**** the seventies.

Either you'll do drugs at some point, or you'll be a huge dweeb your whole life. Those are really the only two options. Not entirely kidding.

Tells 14 year old boys that they will do drugs.

I recently learned that Machine is quite young.

@RissityRiss
Needs to share her insider knowledge of packaging so I can send her a proper gift that'll arrive safely.

@Batlord

Speaking from experience, eh? All kidding aside I thought you only ever smoked pot.

Better than giving them drugs.

Eh, depends. Kids who are going to do drugs are going to do drugs whether they're told not to or not. I'd rather be supplying them and knowing I wasn't giving them anything that they weren't paying for than trying to pressure someone who just ain't into it to be into it. That said what few experiences I've had have been more or less beneficial to my character in the long run.

will probably die before me and should sell their body to science.

Prettier than she gives herself credit for.

If it turns out I'm actually not immortal and that I can die... well... I don't think my body will have much to offer the way I treat it. And I don't even get to do all the things I want anymore. But yeah, I'm marked as a donor.

Immortality club.

Could ram a microphone in and out of every random orifice in his body and sell it as music.