It did, certainly. Tasted pretty darn good too.

most haphazard santa ever. But most loved.

I still feel bad about that :(

I hafta resend a couple gifts dude, ****ing USPS ****ed all my ****s up. Could you imagine though? Just shards of broken glass and remnants of tomato sauce in some kid's stocking... heh...

Anyways, it's all been remade and will be en route tomorrow. Post office is closed on sun :(

probably going to be a pretty young lady someday.

According to her, was a pretty, young lady.

Probably wants to kill my father and **** my mother.

Or vice versa.

Isn't hip

is in a rather unfortunate situation but seems to make the best of it.

Does the opposite.

Farts on old people.