Wouldn't be the user he is if not for lacking the "c" in his username.

I picture you as a journalist. Are you a journalist?

I strive to be. Journalists are douchebags too so I'd fit right in.

I picutre you using an apparatus.

What sort of apparatus?

Something that requires velcro?

Hot chicks with a view.

You mean like Barbara Walters?

Wants buttseks with Baba Wawa.

Beat to hell and still trucking along.