I was surprised to find out you only had one foot.

I was surprised to find out you only have one penis.

I was surprised to find out just how often you're on mine.

Should never drink and post ever again.

Should drink and post more often.

knows that I become drastically friendly when drunk, and should not have contact with any living soul in such a situation. :laughing:

**** that ****. My internet abusiveness reaches a Zen-like level of perfection when I am wasted.

Talks about himself in threads about others.