kisses his mother with that mouth.

Uh... Loves Archie comics?

Kind of new here. Stays under the radar mostly, but seems like a chill person.

FINALLY found a good avatar.

Because I wanted to use that tag line.
It's a song lyric.

She's not actually a pussycat, she's Alexandra Cabot.

^ Is a doctor trying to avoid the Black Plague.

How the hell did you choose your username?

Do you ever get double takes from strangers because of the length of your hair?

Do you ever get double takes from strangers because of your lack of hair?