You like strawberry ice cream, but don't you wish you could have chocolate and vanilla without having to open up a new bin?

You're in luck. We've got this **** right here, open up the box! Check it out. Three different ice creams.

One box.

You heard me right, Nea****ingpolitan ice cream is the stuff your wildest dreams could probably think of.

It's not so bad.

Don't play coy, oh grammatically challenged one. You just want me to profess my undying love and beg you to stay. Well you can keep on wishing, cause I'm a rolling stone, baby, and I settle for no woman.

Should grow a goatee to go with his bald head.

Not bald anymore, bitch.

Should shave a penis into his not-bald head.

Not even Manuela and her five sisters?

Edit: would you believe me if I said I take advanced English in skool?! Ha!

Pronouncing her username has stopped seeming weird. :P

An advanced understatement of a person who has my admiration.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn