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Scarlett O'Hara 05-11-2014 11:30 AM

Things That Make You Laugh But Shouldn't
 
Saw this today and could not stop laughing. Poor kitty though. I feel like I'm laughing at a funeral.



What about you?

Isbjørn 05-11-2014 11:34 AM


Cuthbert 05-11-2014 11:39 AM

Deal Or No Deal. Me and my dad piss ourselves when someone gets the penny and cries.

People falling over in public.

Racist jokes.

Saw something a month or so back that had me in tears but it is quite bad.

Isbjørn 05-11-2014 11:40 AM

Tell us. After all, we're just strangers on the internet.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-11-2014 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1449093)
Tell us. After all, we're just strangers on the internet.

Your avatar makes me laugh as it should.

Cuthbert 05-11-2014 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1449093)
Tell us. After all, we're just strangers on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWIVWn15Pk4

Psy-Fi 05-11-2014 12:16 PM

^ Saw this on the page your link was on. I could watch this stuff for hours. :laughing:


23 Minute Ultimate Fail Compilation NEW March 2013 HD - YouTube

hate paper doll 05-11-2014 12:41 PM

I used to love watching Intervention on A&E - I can't help it, I dig a train wreck. This was probably the best episode ever, Allison the duster addict.


Frownland 05-11-2014 12:51 PM


hate paper doll 05-11-2014 01:10 PM

^^^. :rofl:

Oh god, the coach helping him run drills, my sides. I'm going to hell.

Black Francis 05-11-2014 02:24 PM

Just offensive humor in general..

Saying what you shouldn't say and making it funny, but only through words not through actions..



i actually think he made a decent song out of it. lol

ladyislingering 05-11-2014 10:55 PM

People acting like living stereotypes are terribly humorous to me because I'm an asshole.

Shitty drivers getting pulled over (or into minor accidents due to their negligence and stupidity) makes me laugh, and sometimes applause.

Did you know that when you die, you shit your pants? If you cackled, even slightly, at that, you get my disgusting humor.

ladyislingering 05-11-2014 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1449128)
Just offensive humor in general..

Saying what you shouldn't say and making it funny, but only through words not through actions..



i actually think he made a decent song out of it. lol

That kid needs to get together with this chick for a duet. They can call it "Eatin' Mah Chicken on Tha Toilet".


The Batlord 05-13-2014 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1449089)
Saw this today and could not stop laughing. Poor kitty though. I feel like I'm laughing at a funeral.



What about you?

Nowhere near as glorious as this oldie. Fake, but still deliciously evil.



djchameleon 05-13-2014 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1449108)
I used to love watching Intervention on A&E - I can't help it, I dig a train wreck. This was probably the best episode ever, Allison the duster addict.


YAAAS so many good Intervention moments that shouldn't be laughed at but give me the giggles.

Here is another.


Sansa Stark 05-13-2014 12:26 PM

dick pics

hate paper doll 05-13-2014 01:12 PM

Yes! I'm never sure whether to cringe or laugh when I see one.

ladyislingering 05-13-2014 02:04 PM

LOL those videos from "Intervention". I always feel like I hit the genetic lottery when I see those people.

butthead aka 216 05-13-2014 02:13 PM

those intervention vids make me shake my head more than anythin. loser addicts with totally enabler families. ughh

ladyislingering 05-13-2014 02:26 PM

more things that shouldn't make me laugh (but they do) -

that time when George H.W. Bush vomited on the prime minister of Japan.

This rapist got HIV from his victim.

That time when one of my downstairs neighbors burped so violently and so Godzilla-like that I laughed at them, and they laughed at me laughing at them.

A couple days ago, some idiot asked me if one of the mirrors on the wall were for sale. One of our display mirrors. For our customers.

Spoiler for this was my reaction:

Black Francis 05-13-2014 04:41 PM

Debating christians to the point they resort to the ultimate cop-out

"God works in mysterious ways" :p:

i once started laughing at a lady for saying that and she said i was possessed. :rofl:

djchameleon 05-13-2014 04:53 PM

I am surprised she didn't say I am going to pray for you.

Black Francis 05-13-2014 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1449762)
I am surprised she didn't say I am going to pray for you.

i've had that reaction too. :p:

Other reactions i've had are:

The "You're a lost cause" glare
The "Creeped out" walk
And the "Such a lack of respect" muttering.

James 05-13-2014 05:28 PM

Literally anything. I can't think of something I haven't laughed at.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-14-2014 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1449665)
Nowhere near as glorious as this oldie. Fake, but still deliciously evil.



OMG that is so horrible haha. I'm glad it's fake. :laughing:

djchameleon 05-14-2014 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1449717)
dick pics


Sansa Stark 05-14-2014 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1449721)
Yes! I'm never sure whether to cringe or laugh when I see one.

The best is like when it's totally unrelated to the conversation and you have no idea how to respond

I be like

http://31.media.tumblr.com/442e78016...boono1_500.png

OH YEAH it always the dick you don't wanna see too

hate paper doll 05-14-2014 12:24 PM

:rofl:

There was a huge thread on the last forum I frequented devoted to pictures and critiques of everyone's cock. Didn't even matter that no girls were commenting either. I saw way more than I can ever forget modding that joint.

ladyislingering 05-14-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1449984)
:rofl:

There was a huge thread on the last forum I frequented devoted to pictures and critiques of everyone's cock. Didn't even matter that no girls were commenting either. I saw way more than I can ever forget modding that joint.

Penises are like nature's way of telling dudes "here's an ugly thing to stick in your pants - hopefully your face looks ok".

Also, why is the plural of 'penis' 'penises' and not 'penii'?

Sansa Stark 05-14-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1449991)
Penises are like nature's way of telling dudes "here's an ugly thing to stick in your pants - hopefully your face looks ok".

LMAO I'm crying that is so accurate but I've seen attractive dicks on busted dudes

inb4 some butthurt fug takes umbrage at being talked about the way they talk about women

Cuthbert 05-14-2014 03:15 PM

'My face swells up so much people think I've been punched': Mother has terrifying condition which causes different parts of her body - including her tongue - to balloon | Mail Online

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...44_634x469.jpg
:eek: :D

hate paper doll 05-14-2014 08:31 PM

Your mom.


Okay, that was terribly unfunny.

GuD 05-14-2014 09:19 PM

Nonsense, that was a good pun.

ladyislingering 05-15-2014 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1449996)
LMAO I'm crying that is so accurate but I've seen attractive dicks on busted dudes

inb4 some butthurt fug takes umbrage at being talked about the way they talk about women

I guess some dicks are a little less ugly than others, but if their face isn't worth it, you gotta choose between a good looking dick and a face you'll want to put a pillow over.

djchameleon 05-15-2014 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1450067)
Nonsense, that was a good pun.

Pfft no such thing as a good pun.

Next you'll tell me dad jokes are hilariously side splitting.

The Batlord 05-15-2014 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1449991)
Penises are like nature's way of telling dudes "here's an ugly thing to stick in your pants - hopefully your face looks ok".

Also, why is the plural of 'penis' 'penises' and not 'penii'?

In all fairness a vagina looks like a gaping wound. I've never understood the concept of a woman spreading her pussy lips to show the camera in porn. Gross.

DwnWthVwls 05-20-2014 11:40 PM

19-20 minute mark is just great.


ladyislingering 05-20-2014 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1450193)
In all fairness a vagina looks like a gaping wound. I've never understood the concept of a woman spreading her pussy lips to show the camera in porn. Gross.

I don't really understand how anyone could get off at the sight of a vagina.

There's an entire woman and some people are only concerned with the vagina. What the hell?

butthead aka 216 05-21-2014 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1451927)
I don't really understand how anyone could get off at the sight of a vagina.

There's an entire woman and some people are only concerned with the vagina. What the hell?

its cause thats where my pee pee goes

The Batlord 05-24-2014 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1451927)
I don't really understand how anyone could get off at the sight of a vagina.

There's an entire woman and some people are only concerned with the vagina. What the hell?

On the vagina thing I agree, but looking at boobs and butts is malekind's national past time. We're visual, and since larger breasts and asses generally meant in olden, olden times that a woman was healthy enough for some of her fat stores to be put into those certain areas it's natural that we'd be visually drawn to them.

And as to why we're visual I imagine it's that since we were expected to spread our seed as much as possible a woman's personality didn't necessarily rate when it came down to choosing a mate, just that she could have children. As opposed to a woman who could only reproduce the one time every nine months, so it was incumbent on her to be much more discerning when she chose a mate.


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