A song for every occasion!

ladyislingering · 07-13-2014, 01:22 AM

Directions: the person above you posts a situation (e.g.; you just got a brand new goldfish; taking a dump at the library and trying to keep up the silence; you have to work with someone you really hate, etc.) and you post a song that would be fitting for such a situation (in your opinion). Then you list a situation from the bowels of your imagination.

I'll start.

You just found out you're adopted.

DwnWthVwls · 07-13-2014, 02:24 AM

Say it ain't so!

You zip your wiener/labia minora in your zipper

bob. · 07-13-2014, 02:55 PM

Everybody forgot your birthday

**Frownland** · 07-13-2014, 03:01 PM

Is it your birthday bob?

There's a blackout in your city.

bob. · 07-13-2014, 03:04 PM

no sir....i'm an Aquarius

It's snowing in July!

GuD · 07-30-2014, 08:41 PM

This is the only song I could think of that has anything to do with cold weather.

You've been abducted by aliens for a space orgy/disco party/food fight.

Mondo Bungle · 07-30-2014, 09:13 PM

Every single Eat Static song ever. That's what they're all about, partying with aliens.

Lovecraftian horrors are rampaging through your neighborhood, and your home has been absorbed by Juk-Shabb as you watch in awe and terror.

Carpe Mortem · 07-30-2014, 09:21 PM

There's definitely a lot, but this one has that madness vibe that so many of the more evil black metal tracks don't.

You're romantically involved with a paranormal creature, excluding ghosts, werewolves and vampires.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-30-2014, 09:31 PM

^ Bahaha you'll hate me for this:

You decide to move out of your parents basement.

GuD · 07-30-2014, 09:34 PM

I would totally a date a space zombie girl bent on destroying the human race. Honestly, it sounds like a perfect match.

edit: dammit, Nils beat me to it.

SKIPPED SCHOOL ALREADY FAILIN
TOLD MOM AND DAD IM BAILIN

You've been framed for murder.

07-13-2014, 01:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	A song for every occasion! Directions: the person above you posts a situation (e.g.; you just got a brand new goldfish; taking a dump at the library and trying to keep up the silence; you have to work with someone you really hate, etc.) and you post a song that would be fitting for such a situation (in your opinion). Then you list a situation from the bowels of your imagination. I'll start. You just found out you're adopted. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

07-13-2014, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	Everybody forgot your birthday __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

07-13-2014, 03:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Is it your birthday bob? There's a blackout in your city. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-13-2014, 03:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	no sir....i'm an Aquarius It's snowing in July! __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

07-30-2014, 08:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	This is the only song I could think of that has anything to do with cold weather. *You've been abducted by aliens for a space orgy/disco party/food fight.* __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

07-30-2014, 09:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	There's definitely a lot, but this one has that madness vibe that so many of the more evil black metal tracks don't. You're romantically involved with a paranormal creature, excluding ghosts, werewolves and vampires. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

07-30-2014, 09:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	^ Bahaha you'll hate me for this: You decide to move out of your parents basement. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

07-30-2014, 09:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I would totally a date a space zombie girl bent on destroying the human race. Honestly, it sounds like a perfect match. edit: dammit, Nils beat me to it. SKIPPED SCHOOL ALREADY FAILIN TOLD MOM AND DAD IM BAILIN *You've been framed for murder.* __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc