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Old 05-13-2014, 05:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Debating christians to the point they resort to the ultimate cop-out

"God works in mysterious ways"

i once started laughing at a lady for saying that and she said i was possessed.
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Old 05-13-2014, 05:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I am surprised she didn't say I am going to pray for you.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 05-13-2014, 06:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I am surprised she didn't say I am going to pray for you.
i've had that reaction too.

Other reactions i've had are:

The "You're a lost cause" glare
The "Creeped out" walk
And the "Such a lack of respect" muttering.
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Old 05-13-2014, 06:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Literally anything. I can't think of something I haven't laughed at.
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Old 05-14-2014, 02:54 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Nowhere near as glorious as this oldie. Fake, but still deliciously evil.
OMG that is so horrible haha. I'm glad it's fake.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 05-14-2014, 11:12 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Yes! I'm never sure whether to cringe or laugh when I see one.
The best is like when it's totally unrelated to the conversation and you have no idea how to respond

I be like



OH YEAH it always the dick you don't wanna see too
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There was a huge thread on the last forum I frequented devoted to pictures and critiques of everyone's cock. Didn't even matter that no girls were commenting either. I saw way more than I can ever forget modding that joint.
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There was a huge thread on the last forum I frequented devoted to pictures and critiques of everyone's cock. Didn't even matter that no girls were commenting either. I saw way more than I can ever forget modding that joint.
Penises are like nature's way of telling dudes "here's an ugly thing to stick in your pants - hopefully your face looks ok".

Also, why is the plural of 'penis' 'penises' and not 'penii'?
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Penises are like nature's way of telling dudes "here's an ugly thing to stick in your pants - hopefully your face looks ok".
LMAO I'm crying that is so accurate but I've seen attractive dicks on busted dudes

inb4 some butthurt fug takes umbrage at being talked about the way they talk about women
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