tumblr gives me great lols and facepalms. the reaction of the guy on the left is funny too


http://i.imgur.com/UjNmlBf.jpg

...That picture was taken in my area. That's BART, Bay Area Rapid Transit. It's a train system that goes all over the bay area. I'd recognize those nasty ass chairs and carpets anywhere. And, I swear to god that lady looks exactly like an English teacher I had in middle school. That lady was ****ing creepy, she used to perv out on all the sports jock kids.

thatd be really funny if it was her


ppl like the person in the pic always make me facepalm and lol. somewhere along the line there started this weird feminist type movement of tryin to redefine societys standards instead of just tryin to progress to fit society standards and i gotta shake my head and have a laugh

Eh, some standards should be changed. I mean, much as I love a woman with some meat I won't lie and say I find her attractive but I get the sentiment. Everyone deserves to feel attractive and not everyone can look like some skinny Aryan runway model. It's all relative, there was a time when this was considered a fertility symbol:

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...I7se3PzVeQCphI

I'm not sure what you're talking about has much to do with feminism. Although I do imagine life to be much more difficult as a bigger woman than it would be for a bigger man. There's a movement called fat acceptance, I think that's what's going on here. In form of, awkward protest art?


Anyways, I don't think that was my old English teacher. She moved to Texas.

Bizarre speedboat accident at Lake of the Ozarks (Slow Motion) - YouTube

Face-first friend fall.. that guy is a master.

I guess in some cases it should make you laugh but I'm just gonna go ahead and be awkward and say:

Porn.


I don't think I've genuinely been aroused by pornography in at least 4 years. It's just funny and habitual at this point. I mean really, who would believe more than 2% of that stuff is realistic?

My sister had oral surgery today and she's on Vicodin. She's extremely ****ed up and can't walk, it's pretty hysterical.

Swat-stickas and Slavoree!

Is that Christian Bale at nineteen?

^ :rofl:

You'd think Hellen Keller jokes wouldn't be funny by now but you'd be wrong.

Keep talking **** and her husband Tommy is gonna beat the **** outta the dude right next to you.