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Old 05-01-2014, 10:53 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Trying to save loved ones from a wildfire
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Old 05-01-2014, 10:57 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Ran into wall on wrong platform for the train to Hogwarts.
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:01 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Bludgeoned to death/drowned by high powered water hoses of firefighters who are trying to put out wildfires but not realizing you're in the line of their water
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:06 PM   #74 (permalink)
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A bizarre yet tragic curling iron accident
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:36 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:43 PM   #77 (permalink)
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While lounging in the bath, someone plugs in the radio and tosses it in the tub
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Pecked to death by a hoard of rabid, murderous birds you tried to make friends with and failed.
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Old 05-02-2014, 01:30 AM   #79 (permalink)
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Pecked to death by a hoard of rabid, murderous birds you tried to make friends with and failed.

Hahahaha! Nicely done. My bird fetish is pretty lame.

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Old 05-02-2014, 01:06 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Slips in a banana peel and then a huge piano falls on her.

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