Trying to save loved ones from a wildfire

Ran into wall on wrong platform for the train to Hogwarts.

Bludgeoned to death/drowned by high powered water hoses of firefighters who are trying to put out wildfires but not realizing you're in the line of their water

Murdered by Tim Curry

A bizarre yet tragic curling iron accident

skin cancer

While lounging in the bath, someone plugs in the radio and tosses it in the tub

Pecked to death by a hoard of rabid, murderous birds you tried to make friends with and failed.

Hahahaha! Nicely done. My bird fetish is pretty lame.

Murdered by someone jealous of your flesh lamp.

Slips in a banana peel and then a huge piano falls on her.

Victim to a very comedic death.