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Old 05-01-2014, 05:13 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Watches a modern episode episode of SpongeBob. Realizing how terrible this once great show has become, you go on a homicidal rampage. You go to Nickelodeon Studios and find where the SpongeBob staff work. You just start opening fire, killing writers left and right. You decide to set the place on fire. The police are called and you are shot. However, you are still not dead. Bleeding out, you get an evil grin on your face, pull a device with a button on it, and say "I'll be waiting for you in Hell, mother****ers" whilst pressing the button that sets off a bomb you planted earlier. The entire studio blows up, thus ensuring both your death and the death of any more ****ty SpongeBob episodes.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:14 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 07:02 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 07:08 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 07:17 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Gets killed by 10 millions of sludge from New york and New jersey.
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Old 05-01-2014, 07:18 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 07:32 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 08:11 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-01-2014, 08:15 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 08:23 AM   #60 (permalink)
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