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Old 05-01-2014, 01:51 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Trampled by fatties at Wal Mart on black Friday
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:55 AM   #42 (permalink)
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That could actually happen..
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:55 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Thought you were going to burp; vomits instead and chokes on it.
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:22 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Gets shot by a cop for j-walking, then gets throat ripped out by Deputy Otter.
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
djchameleon: your face hates p**y and constantly causes it to run away
butthead aka 216: causes it to run to my c**k
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:29 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Runs into George Zimmerman
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:57 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Runs into a death.
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:32 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Tries to fart, actually poops, commits suicide in embarrassment
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:36 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Watches one of the modern SpongeBob episodes, where the disappointment of what has become of a once great show is enough to send you into a spiral of alcohol and drug fueled depression that leads to you jumping off of a cliff while on fire, where you commit seppuku in midair and land on a minefield.
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:37 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Gets killed by an insane psycho
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:47 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Runs naked through the streets on LSD, gets hit by a bus
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