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Old 05-01-2014, 12:21 AM   #31 (permalink)
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In a glorious Kill Bill-esque battle to the death against one million ninja otters.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:22 AM   #32 (permalink)
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In an attempt to disguise himself amongst the intergalactic ninja-otters, accidentally outing himself after exclaiming "dude, that was awesome!" after his comrades killed a man, wherein the otters savagely gnawed him to death.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:23 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Seduced by the ladies of MB and then mercilessly sacrificed to Satan.
It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.


On topic, arsenic poisoning.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:25 AM   #34 (permalink)
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It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.

AGREED.

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Old 05-01-2014, 12:26 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Died for agreeing for an otter to rip out his throat.
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
djchameleon: your face hates p**y and constantly causes it to run away
butthead aka 216: causes it to run to my c**k
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:40 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Killed in a Celine Dion concert riot.

he was the only casualty.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:43 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Took throat eating drug prescribed by an otter-doctor.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:44 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Killed by a girlfriend for the insurance policy money
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:44 AM   #39 (permalink)
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It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.


On topic, arsenic poisoning.
Badass bitch club.



Back on topic: Gets a little too friendly with a pet boa constrictor.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:49 AM   #40 (permalink)
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