You're obviously one of those trip over a rock on a cliff edge types.

Death by lying to Kanye more like.

#PraiseBeYe

The guy in your avatar sits on your face and you suffocate.

The girl in your avatar takes her clothes off in front of you. Faint results in fatal blow.

In a rollacoster accident, at Universal Studios,
You came to visit me. I died too....

You came back to life as a zombie and shortly after biting whoever it was I said would die from something zombie-related you were shot in the head.

runover by twinke truck!

Wrote music banter on the wrong person's face

case of mistaken identity.
They think you are RoxyRollah!

Parachuting accident.

Standing directly under a parachuting accident.

The moon will crash into the Earth.

You were on the moon.

Crushed under the weight of Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell at an orgy.

Masturbating furiously to this orgy made you so weak you fell down the stairs and broke your neck.

Sees shirtless pic of me
Instanttly soaks panties
So aroused
Takes off panties
Throws them
They hit toaster
Tryna make toast
Water + electricity causes sparks
Drapes catch on fire
House catches fire
House burned to the ground
Goid samaritan lets u in home for coffee
Good samaritan is me
U make sweet passionate love to samaritan
Cry joyoys tears of glory after sex
Drown in tears
RIP

Hahahahaha holy sh!t. Amazing.

Before I drown, I poison you in your sleep.

@Butthead: Smashed to death with a banhammer

gets time machine
travels to 2012 when yahoo chat was around
starts chattin to meet friends
talks to fellow young man name chris
share funny stories and music
become internet friends
gets drunk one nite
chris pressures him to cybersex
you say no it isnt right
tell your parents
trace IP
find out who chris was
it is chris hanson
call hanson on the phone
tell him you called the cops
he drives to your house in the night
murders you via steak knife

You're in the same room as yorkedaddy and guitarbizarre begin a three hour argument about what sock colour is objectively best and you die of boredom.

^cannabis poisoning

runs out of steam

angry mob

deadly train collision in thailand

school shooting

heart attack upon losing virginity

Eaten by wolves

From an all-too-intense orgasm.

Dies in a car accident trying to take a selfie while driving.

Takes Kim Deal hostage and dies in a police standoff.

Alien abduction.

After countless hours of strange but arousing experiments, a death ray is fired upon thine brain. A quick and painless death.

Kidnapped by Robert Plant; forced to strange and arousing experiments until death occurs.

Baked into a meat pie by a psychopath that loves Sweeney Todd.

Gets too baked; only dies figuratively.

Ego death

Sleestak death.

Beaten to death for your get out of hell free card.

Drops the card midway; goes to hell anyway.

Hugged to death because you're adorable

Cartwheels into a kiddie pool and gets attacked by feral lobsters.