Hitler gives you a lapdance in a room full of dead bodies and Justin Bieber dolls with loud speakers blaring Lil Wayne music.

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Steps in a pit in the backyard, falls and impales self with shovel or other gardening tool.

The government is running out of people to make soylent green

Zombie Richard Nixon rips your heart out and eats it before your corpse hits the ground.

You were selfless enough to die in order to bring someone back to life