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Old 05-08-2014, 02:56 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2014, 02:59 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2014, 07:08 PM   #213 (permalink)
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it's Obvious init?

gets killed by hipsters for loving nickelback

but then CHAD REVIVES HIM!
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Old 05-08-2014, 07:44 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2014, 12:37 AM   #215 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2014, 12:46 AM   #216 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2014, 12:53 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2014, 11:02 PM   #218 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2014, 11:40 PM   #219 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2014, 11:50 PM   #220 (permalink)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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