Assassinated by the government for speaking too much truth

Stuck down by the mighty Chad's lightning

it's Obvious init?

gets killed by hipsters for loving nickelback

but then CHAD REVIVES HIM!

A kung fu move to the chest rips out your still beating heart, Kill Bill style.

Axed by decapitated bear

Eaten by a thousand Chad Kroger heads

Taken out by the mighty touch of the Chad

a brick falls on his head

Your bed suddenly becomes sentient and eats you in your sleep.

drinking too much morning coffee http://st-bob.com/images/smilies/new...ee1-smiley.gif