Acid reflux from drinkin orange juice

An unfortunate case of mistaken identity sees you killed by Leon The Professional

You were framed for the murder and taken to court where you were sentenced to death by lethal injection.

The voices in your head told you vital organs weren't necessary so you disemboweled yourself.

Driving on highway
Car catches fire
Mass explosion
Get thrown over median
Land on road
18 wheeler at 100 mph coming at you
Barrel roll into ditch
You are in montana
Bears attack you in the ditch
A trucker picks you up to rescue you
He says he will force you into sex slavery
You escape with a gun in ur purse
NRA sends a letter applaudin ur gun usage
Get papercut opening letter
Infection
Death

Despite a peanut allergy you get wasted and eat one dozen peanut butter cups.

You are in fact one of those peanut butter cups.

You are too, you fell into the mixer at the processing plant.

You were there, and the sight was so horrendous you commit suicide via jumping in the mixer with me to spare yourself the memory.

Drowns in bathtub of busch lite