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Old 05-07-2014, 05:35 PM   #191 (permalink)
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**** it dog, life's a risk.




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Old 05-07-2014, 06:00 PM   #193 (permalink)
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Killed by Hate paper doll for skipping her.
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Old 05-07-2014, 06:04 PM   #194 (permalink)
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Some sort of wave of mutilation
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Brush teeth with toothpaste spiked with acid and now you think you're a glass of orange juice. Your caretaker drinks you one day and you die during the digestive process.
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