Chokes on birthday cake

Brutally murdered by husband after scaring him.

Jesus dude.


Crashes motorcycle into shark tank. Gets eatin by said shark.

Death by 1000 paper cuts

Gets attacked by 15 porcupines, and they're all super mad.

Swims in river, gets throat ripped out by an otter.

Swims in pool; gets hit by asteroid.

Too lazy to find escalated quickly gif.




poison darts.

Falls in volcano and get's throat ripped out by an otter.

Well that's just not possible.

Unless the otter jumps/falls in too?


The logistics. I'm not straight enough to understand them.



Chokes to death on a spork.