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Old 05-07-2014, 05:21 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:25 PM   #182 (permalink)
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I'm flattered but it's a little weird that you're watching me get changed.
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:26 PM   #183 (permalink)
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that was a terrible joke. move along, too drunk to find delete button thing
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:30 PM   #184 (permalink)
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I'm flattered but it's a little weird that you're watching me get changed.
Lies. I saw that little dance you were doing for my benefit.
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that was a terrible joke. move along, too drunk to find delete button thing
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:32 PM   #186 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:32 PM   #187 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:33 PM   #189 (permalink)
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**** it dog, life's a risk.




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