Alien abduction.

After countless hours of strange but arousing experiments, a death ray is fired upon thine brain. A quick and painless death.

Kidnapped by Robert Plant; forced to strange and arousing experiments until death occurs.

Baked into a meat pie by a psychopath that loves Sweeney Todd.

Gets too baked; only dies figuratively.

Ego death

Sleestak death.

Beaten to death for your get out of hell free card.

Drops the card midway; goes to hell anyway.

Hugged to death because you're adorable

Cartwheels into a kiddie pool and gets attacked by feral lobsters.