Crushed by midgets during an orgy

Syphilis from little people

death by battenburg

Force fed in an attempt to make human foie gras

Umm no! My jailbait needs a clean bill of health!

Death by electronic shock from e reader!

Edit: Oh for fu cks sake

Death by jailbait

Executed for not utilizing the quote function so that people know who you are killing

Everyone drops dead from exhaustion at trying to keep up with the post pace

end thread!

Death by spanking